The Other Guys must be doing something right to beat out Inception for the number one spot at the box office last weekend. Oh, that's right, it's funny as hell!
Check out some memorable quotes from Wahlberg, Ferrell and the rest of the gang below, and see all of The Other Guys quotes in the gallery!
Allen Gamble: At age 11, I audited my parents. | permalink
Heckler: (Yelling at Terry Hoitz) You should have shot A-Rod! | permalink
Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock, you've gotta let me FLY! | permalink
(Fires his handgun while sitting in front of his office computer)
Allen Gamble: Hey I did my first desk pop! | permalink
P.K. Highsmith: Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. | permalink
Terry Hoitz: Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra. | permalink
P.K. Highsmith: Like a Viagra pill with a face! | permalink
(Allen finds his precious missing car has been recovered)
Cop: From bodily fluids and hair samples we determined that... a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
Allen Gamble: Oh God.
Cop: It's called a 'soup kitchen'. ...A mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor, placenta blew out all over the back window there. | permalink
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