Quotes of the Week: Arthur

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Arthur was the number two movie at the box office last weekend, behind Hop.  It's a funny remake of the original Arthur, starring Dudley Moore. 

If you haven't seen it yet, get ready with some of the funniest quotes or relive the hilarity again.

For more quotes from the movie, check out the Arthur quotes page

Brand Looking Grand
Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door. | permalink
Arthur: Say "wash your winky"
Hobson: [Vader-like voice transform] Wash your winky.
Bitterman: Could you do Chewy? | permalink
Arthur: You used to say, [lowers voice] "Arthur, you can do anything under the sun".
Hobson: I never spoke like that.
Arthur: It was a bit like that. | permalink
Interviewer: Do you know how to use Excel?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Powerpoint?
Arthur: No.
Interviewer: Outlook?
Arthur: Generally positive. You know, I mean, I have down days, like anyone, but... | permalink
Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German. | permalink
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Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.

Arthur: Bitterman?
Arthur: Why are you shaving?
Bitterman: Because Robin doesn't have a beard.
Arthur: I can see your tummy.

Arthur Review

Arthur is more fun and amusing than actually laugh-out-loud funny.  Russell Brand delivers jokes non-stop for about 90 percent of the...

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