
Quotes of the Day: The Hangover Part 2
The Wolfpack is back together again and they are producing some hilarious one-liners from The Hangover Part II. Check out our huge collection of quotes from the biggest film of the weekend and impress your friends with your Hangover knowledge.
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What's your favorite quote from the film?
Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this. | permalink
Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil! | permalink
Alan: I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music. | permalink
Mr. Chow: Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book! | permalink
Alan: First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse? | permalink
Alan: K as in Knife. | permalink
Mr. Chow: Holla, City of Squalor! | permalink
Alan: I wish monkeys could skype. | permalink
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die? | permalink
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February 28th, 2012 12:09 PM
Stu: Well we're livin here in alan town
and he's driven our lives into the ground
when we woke up we were wasted and drunk
phil got shot
we got beaten by a monk
i was happy and my life was good
getting married like a dentist should
roasting marshmellows on a stick
i got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick.
Alan: (laughing) I remember that.
Stu: and we're living here in alan town
but they're takin teddy's finger now
And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit and shoot Alan in the face, then shoot myself.
Alan: You totally butchered that song.
Stu: You totally butchered my life.
June 5th, 2011 4:49 PM
CHOW CROSSING!!
May 31st, 2011 8:45 PM
I think the Jonas song is 'Burnin' Up.'
May 31st, 2011 6:56 PM
My favorite line:
"A monkey nibbling on a penis is funny in any language."