Dark Shadows, Tim Burton's remake of the 1960's-70's cult soap opera classic, opened last weekend, and with its darkly humorous tone, the film is rife with quotable lines. Check out our interview with Tim Burton for an inside scoop on the film's balance between drama and comedy, or read through some of the more memorable Dark Shadows quotes.
Roger Collins: Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day. | permalink
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972. | permalink
Barnabas Collins: [seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen. | permalink
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk. | permalink
Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work. | permalink
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy. | permalink
Barnabas Collins: Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly! | permalink