Dark Shadows, Tim Burton's remake of the 1960's-70's cult soap opera classic, opened last weekend, and with its darkly humorous tone, the film is rife with quotable lines. Check out our interview with Tim Burton for an inside scoop on the film's balance between drama and comedy, or read through some of the more memorable Dark Shadows quotes.

Roger Collins: Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day. | permalink

Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972. | permalink

Barnabas Collins: [seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen. | permalink

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk. | permalink

Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work. | permalink

Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy. | permalink

Barnabas Collins: Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly! | permalink