The Dictator Quotes: Wadiya's Number One Actor

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Sacha Baron Cohen's new comedy The Dictator opened Wednesday, and The Dictator quotes are already pouring in. The film stars Cohen as disenfranchised North African dictator General Aladeen as he navigates life in America. We've listed some of our favorite quotes below. What are yours?

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General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself! | permalink

General Aladeen: I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche. | permalink

General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars? | permalink

Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy. | permalink

General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it! | permalink

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