We did it!!!! We survived the Mayan Apocalypse!. I don't mean to brag, but I so called it yesterday. The Incan Apocalypse is the one we really need to worry about.
In honor of absolutely nothing happening, we present you with some of our favorite quotes from Apocalyptic movies. Of course, almost every movie these days involves the threat of Earthly destruction. And almost every time, Earth survives!
So check out some quotes about the end of the world, and tell us your own favorites in the comments section below! (side note: How stupid does this 2012 poster look now?)
Robbie Ferrier: What is it? Is it terrorists?
Ray Ferrier: These came from some place else.
Robbie Ferrier: What do you mean, like, Europe?
Ray Ferrier: No, Robbie, not like Europe! | permalink
Ray Ferrier: There's nothing living in that direction! | permalink
Narrator: From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain. | permalink
Adrian Veidt: It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems. | permalink
Rorschach: No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise. | permalink
Jon Osterman: Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in?
Laurie Juspeczyk: Do it for me. | permalink
Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 39th.
Hud: Shit. | permalink
Marlena Diamond: We cannot go into the middle of the city, we've got to get out of here! | permalink
Rob: Still filming?
Hud: Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down.
Neville: Everyone you've ever known or loved is dead! They're all dead! There is no god. | permalink
Neville: I can provide food, I can provide shelter, and I can provide protection. | permalink
Neville: My name is Robert Nevile. I am a survivor living in New York City. I haven't seen another person in three years. If there is anybody out there. Anybody. Please | permalink
Chick: Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. | permalink
Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya. | permalink
Rockhound: Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. | permalink
Shaun: Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don't they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us. | permalink
David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go. | permalink
Shaun: Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off! | permalink
Tallahassee: I haven't cried like that since Titanic! | permalink
Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total s**t storm. | permalink
Columbus: The fatties were the first to go. | permalink
Major Henry West: I promised them women. | permalink
Selena: We have enough food.
Jim: Yeah, but we don't have any cheeseburgers. | permalink
Jim: World's worst place to get a flat, huh?
Frank: Agreed. I think we better do this quick? | permalink
President Thomas Wilson: Today we are one family. | permalink
Jackson Curtis: It's not just California... it's the whole world. | permalink
Jackson Curtis: When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run! | permalink