Today is Groundhog Day! Because every day is Groundhog Day! I've written this hundreds of times! Somebody help!

In celebration of America's most ridiculous holiday, we're offering up some of our favorite quotes from one of the best comedies ever: Groundhog Day! Scroll down to read through our favorite Groundhog Day quotes, then let us know your own in the comments section. And if you believe in rodent shadow-based weather prediction, here's hoping it's cloudy in Punxsutawney!

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson!

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Phil: A gust of wind.
[a gust of wind blows]
Phil: A dog barks.
[a dog barks in the distance]
Phil: Cue the truck.
[an armored truck drives up]
Phil: Exit Herman; walk out into the bank.
[Herman gets out of armored truck and walks into the bank]

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Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Gus

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Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

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Just put that anywhere, pal! Yeah! Good save!

Diner Patron

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