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Movie Fanatic is no spoof-master, like the geniuses who penned those Anchorman quotes, but we give it a go with these salacious movie news stories that are sure to stun... for any (April) fool.
Bradley Cooper is not only going to be Indiana Jones, but he's tackling some of Harrison Ford's other famous roles as well.
In a stunning development, the American Film Institute announced what millions of film fans under the age of 25 always felt... that The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie.
Sylvester Stallone decides to go even older for his old man action franchise and hires one of the first action heroes in Hollywood history.
Following in the footsteps of Tupac at Coachella, MGM decides to revive Elvis for a(nother) comeback movie, shot entirely on IMAX.
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Tarantino gives up his guns to give a try at a genre he has always secretly loved, the ultimate rom-com: Bridget Jones's Diary!
Don't call it a comeback. As the kid who used to take out cartoonish villains, who better to channel one in Bond's next adventure?
It turns out, The Matrix was a documentary. We. Are. All. Not. Here.