We canvassed the internet this morning to come up with the best headlines out there on this very special news day.
These following news stories are stunning developments in a town that has been known to shock once or twice.
Movie Fanatic is no spoof-master, like the geniuses who penned those Anchorman quotes, but we give it a go with these salacious movie news stories that are sure to stun... for any (April) fool.
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