Agent 99

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Agent 99 is the beauty behind Maxwell Smart's brains. She's the sidekick to the title character in Get Smart. Did we mention that Agent 99 is really beautiful?

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Agent 99 Quotes

Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

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Get Smart Quotes

That is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Maxwell Smart

Agent 99: Not bad for a rookie.
Maxwell Smart: Not bad for an old lady.