Derek Zoolander is a three time winner of the coveted VH1 Male Model of the Year and was the hottest model until Hansel came on the scene and stole his title. Derek soon becomes the target of a plan to assassinate the Prine Minister of Malaysia. Oh and Zoolander can only make right turns.
- Played By
- Ben Stiller
- Full Name
- Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."Derek Zoolander
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