Jay

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Jay  is a buddy of Ben's in the movie Knocked Up. While he may seem like a useless jokester who just cares about slacking off, he's actually a loyal friend. And he makes us laugh a lot.

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Jay Quotes

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.

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Knocked Up Quotes

[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?

Debbie

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!