Jonah

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Jonah is maybe the funniest character in Knocked Up. He's a crude pal of Ben Stone's and thinks he knows what he's talking about. Then again, Jonah thinks women can't get pregnant  if they are on top during sex.

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I'm going to murder-ball you!

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She-lika-da-way your dick taste!

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Knocked Up Quotes

Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!