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Jonah is maybe the funniest character in Knocked Up. He's a crude pal of Ben Stone's and thinks he knows what he's talking about. Then again, Jonah thinks women can't get pregnant  if they are on top during sex.

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Jonah Quotes

She-lika-da-way your dick taste!


I'm going to murder-ball you!


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Knocked Up Quotes

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Ben Stone

Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.