Donkey: You love this woman, don't ya? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Do you wanna hold her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Please her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little tenderness! Chicks love that romantic crap.
Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.