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Al Czervik

Al Czervik is a real estate tycoon and one of the big time members of Bushwood Country Club.  He's one of the good guys.  He's Ty Webb's partner in the great golf match.

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Al Czervik

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Al Czervik Quotes

Al Czervik: [tees off] Fore!
[ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]
Al Czervik: I should have yelled, "Two!"

• Permalink: Fore! I should have yelled, Two!
• Added: September 20, 2006

Judge Smails: I demand satisfaction.
Al Czervik: Yeah, well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks.
Judge Smails: I could beat you with one good arm.
Al Czervik: Well, how about teams, then. I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr. Frankenputz.
Dr. Beeper: I beg your pardon.
Ty Webb: Judge, Al, I don't play golf... for money... against people.

• Permalink: I demand satisfaction. *cash*. I'll shoot you 18 holes for te...
• Added: September 20, 2006

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