Bobby: "Oh yeah, we've got to trim some of the fat around here." Kurt: "What do you mean by trim the fat?" Bobby: "I want you to fire the fat people." Kurt: "What?!" Bobby: "They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at."
Nick: "You know that last month you made me work so late that I missed saying goodbye to my Gam-Gam?" Dave: "I'm sorry, what?" Nick: "My grandmother. I told you that I needed to see her because she was very, very sick. You said if I left early I'd get fired - and she died before I made it to the hospital." Dave: "I'm sorry." Nick: "Thank you." Dave: "I had no idea that you called your grandmother 'Gam-Gam.' (laughing hysterically) "Sorry. Sorry that you didn't get to say bye-bye to Gam-Gam..."