Bobby: "Oh yeah, we've got to trim some of the fat around here." Kurt: "What do you mean by trim the fat?" Bobby: "I want you to fire the fat people." Kurt: "What?!" Bobby: "They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at."
Dale: "Your ad said you do wet work?" Not the Hit Man: "I urinate on other men for money. Why else do you think my ad was in a 'Men Seeking Men' section." (argument breaks out between Nick, Dale and Kurt) Dale: "We are men, looking for a man!"