A picture from Clerks II.
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Dante and Randal return with a vengeance in Clerks II. Kevin Smith has done it again, ladies and gentlemen.
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In Clerks II, Dante and Randal find themselves entering the glorious fast food empire. It's about time. You knew they had it coming.
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Jay and Silent Bob return, yet again, in Clerks II. Oh, how we missed them. What a gruesome twosome.
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Dante, Randal, Jay and Silent Bob return in Clerks II, the long-awaited sequel from director Kevin Smith. A classic.
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Clerks II Quotes

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

Jay

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?