Airplane is unquestionably one of the most hilarious movies of all time. It made a star out of Leslie Nielsen and gave the world a bevy...

Airplane! Details

Airplane is unquestionably one of the most hilarious movies of all time. It made a star out of Leslie Nielsen and gave the world a bevy of movie quotes.

Genre:
Comedy
MPAA Rating
R

Airplane! Quotes

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Steve McCroskey

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

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