Hired by an ambitious small-town pastor to find sacred relics in the Holy Land, a self-proclaimed Biblical archaeologist comes up short and his attempt to cover up his failure fuels a comic conspiracy.
First D.J.: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. Second D.J.: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? First D.J.: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing. Second D.J.: That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!" First D.J.: Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting. Second D.J.: Especially cold! First D.J.: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips... Second D.J.: - On their chapped lips... First D.J.: - On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow? Second D.J.: Punxsutawney Phil! First D.J.: Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's [in unison] Both: GROUNDHOG DAY!