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Norah Jones to Perform Song from Ted at Academy Awards

by Micah J Gordon at January 28, 2013 12:19 pm

The Oscar ceremony is gearing up to be a highly musical affair. Last week we reported the show will feature a performance of Adele's...

Norah Jones to Perform Song from Ted at Academy Awards

Ted 2 Is a Go: Mark Wahlberg Confirms

by Micah J Gordon at January 18, 2013 5:40 pm

If Seth MacFarlane and Joseph Gordon-Levitt ever touch their rings together, it will unleash a power far greater than Earth can handle....

DVD/Blu-Ray Preview: Ted, Bourne Legacy & Ice Age 4

by Joel D Amos at December 11, 2012 2:26 pm

One of the best comedies in some time (Ted) arrives on Blu-Ray and DVD this week, as well as a surprise hit thriller (The Bourne Legacy),...

DVD/Blu-Ray Preview: Ted, Bourne Legacy & Ice Age 4

British Box Office Report: Ted Rises Over The Dark Knight

by Matt Richenthal at August 8, 2012 3:11 pm

Oh, those crazy Brits. They drive on the left side of the road, they drink A LOT of tea and they prefer foul-mouthed stuffed animals to...

British Box Office Report: Ted Rises Over The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises Tops Box Office for Second Consecutive Week

by Micah J Gordon at July 30, 2012 12:03 pm

Despite a drastic fall in overall ticket sales, The Dark Knight Rises has maintained the top spot box office this weekend. The film...

The Dark Knight Rises Tops Box Office for Second Consecutive Week

Ice Age 4 Drifts Away With Weekend Box Office Victory

by Micah J Gordon at July 16, 2012 12:46 am

Seeing as it was more or less the only film premiering this Comic-Con weekend, it's not surprise that Ice Age: Continental Drift finished...

Ice Age 4 Drifts Away With Weekend Box Office Victory

The Amazing Spider-Man Has Amazing Weekend: Box Office Results

by Micah J Gordon at July 9, 2012 12:49 am

The Amazing Spider-Man unsurprisingly won the weekend despite having three days of ticket sales prior to the start of the count. Peter...

The Amazing Spider-Man Has Amazing Weekend: Box Office Results

Top 10 Movies of 2012 So Far: Can The Avengers Be Stopped?

by Joel D Amos at July 5, 2012 5:01 pm

We’re at the halfway point of 2012 and it’s time for Movie Fanatic’s annual look at the top movies of the year (so far). It’s been a...

Top 10 Movies of 2012 So Far: Can The Avengers Be Stopped?

Ted Quotes: Thunder Buddies for Life

by Micah J Gordon at July 3, 2012 2:04 pm

Seth MacFarlane's first foray into feature filmmaking has been a success. His new movie Ted beat Magic Mike for the top spot in the...

Ted Shocks Magic Mike for Box Office Title

by Joel D Amos at July 1, 2012 7:28 pm

In the end, it was a foul-mouthed teddy bear that had more money thrown at it than Channing Tatum in a G-string. Seth MacFarlane and his...

Ted Shocks Magic Mike for Box Office Title

Ted Quotes

You know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call the Dirty Fozzie.
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Added: July 03, 2012

Ted: Thunder Buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right!
Ted: All right, come on, let's sing The Thunder Song."
John: All right.
John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts.

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Added: July 03, 2012

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Norah Jones to Perform Song from Ted at Academy Awards

Ted 2 Is a Go: Mark Wahlberg Confirms

DVD/Blu-Ray Preview: Ted, Bourne Legacy & Ice Age 4

British Box Office Report: Ted Rises Over The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises Tops Box Office for Second Consecutive Week

Ice Age 4 Drifts Away With Weekend Box Office Victory

The Amazing Spider-Man Has Amazing Weekend: Box Office Results

Top 10 Movies of 2012 So Far: Can The Avengers Be Stopped?

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Orange Julius Fudge: From Drink to Dessert

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