Summary
Matt Kidman never saw this one coming... but all his friends did. Literally! A teen's dreams come true when a former porn star moves in next door, and they fall in love.
Quotes
Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her.
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