Hey, we've all wanted to do that to Vice Principal Simms. I know I have. But a line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers, man!


If I'm being completely honest, he does have these amazing balls that I just love to play with. They're firmer and fuzzier. [looks around] Tennis balls! He's my tennis partner!


Clint: So, one of my students tried to another one's face off. How's your day going? I'm really sorry about this morning.
Lucy: What happened?
Clint: When I called your boyfriend a dick. I didn't know you guys were dating, and now I feel really awkward.
Lucy: No, in your classroom. What happened?
Clint: Oh. This girl just went apeshit on this kid. She was biting him. I just sent him to the nurse.
Lucy: Did you send her to the principal's office?
Clint: Are you kidding? I wanted to give her a high five. That kid was a dick.

And for Margo? I heard someone say she was in the resurrection of a play on Broadway. I heard another person say She was giving surfing lessons off the coast of the Bahamas. But I stopped listening to those stories. Because whatever Margo is doing, wherever she is now, I'm sure it's something special. But hey... That's her story to tell.

Quentin Jacobsen

You think you're done with the past, but the past is not done with you.


Good people deserve good things.


Simon: Back then, everybody had a name. I was Simple Simon.
Robyn: Kids, kids are mean.
Simon: Kids are honest.

Terence Fletcher: Try me you fucking weasel! At 5
Andrew: It's my part, I'll be on your stage. Fuck

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.

Terence Fletcher

Were you rushing or were you dragging? If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will gut you like a pig. Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people? You are a worthless pansy-ass who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drumset like a nine year old girl!

Terence Fletcher

Terence Fletcher: [Andrew keeps playing after the music ends] Andrew, what are you doing?
Andrew: I cue you!

Motherfucker! Connelly, get your ass back on the kit.

Terence Fletcher

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