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General Aladeen: I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.
• Movie: The Dictator • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win 4 Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
• Movie: The Dictator • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

Megan Fox: A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?
• Movie: The Dictator • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
• Movie: The Avengers • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink

Steve Rogers: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
• Movie: The Avengers • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink

Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.
• Movie: The Avengers • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink

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