Recent Quotes

General Aladeen: I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.
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General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win 4 Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
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Megan Fox: A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?
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General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!
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Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
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General Aladeen: I love being an American.
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General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?
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Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
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Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
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Barnabas Collins: Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
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