Recent Quotes

All's fair in love and basketball.

Quincy

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• Added: March 20, 2013

It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.

Monica

• Permalink: It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses...
• Added: March 20, 2013

If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?

Quincy

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• Added: March 20, 2013

I'm a ball player.

Monica

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• Added: March 20, 2013

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

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• Added: February 27, 2013

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

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• Added: February 27, 2013

[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

• Permalink: Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.
• Added: February 27, 2013

[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Dorothy Baker

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• Added: February 27, 2013

[Repeated Line] Take those ridiculous things off!

The Geek

• Permalink: Take those ridiculous things off!
• Added: February 27, 2013