Top Rated Quotes

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren: There is no such thing as a perfect man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snow: I'm getting beat up by a guy named Rupert?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marty: He's got a husband bulge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0