Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
Alison Scott: Oh my god, really?
Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.

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• Added: May 25, 2012

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

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• Added: June 07, 2007

Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.

• Permalink: Hey... I'm naked. Yeah. Did we have sex? Yes. Nice.
• Added: June 07, 2007

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?

• Permalink: I'm pregnant. F**k off! What? What?
• Added: June 07, 2007

Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!

• Permalink: Why don't you go f**k your f**king Bong? I will! I'll do it d...
• Added: June 07, 2007

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?

• Permalink: I'm pregnant. You mean, with emotion?
• Added: June 05, 2007

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

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• Added: June 05, 2007

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?

• Permalink: I'm pregnant. With a baby?
• Added: May 24, 2007