Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!

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