Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.

Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations.
Don Kim: Did I win something?
Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.

Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
[pauses]
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.

You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade

Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.

Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.

[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.

Get a cell phone, honey, please.

Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando: What's that?
Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.

Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?

Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?

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Chev Chelios is an assassin. He works for the West Coast crime syndicate.

Chelios was born in London. He was involved in gangs located in downtown Los Angeles before becoming a high-paid professional hitman.

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