Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

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Jason loves his porn in Knocked Up. He's a good friend of Ben Stone's and a solid character in the film. Played by the actor Jason Segel.

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