Jeff Spicoli Quotes

Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Jeff Spicoli: Righteous bucks!
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Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!
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Jeff Spicoli: Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
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Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
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Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: I got this from the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli?
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Jeff Spicoli: Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!
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Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!
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Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class?
Jeff Spicoli: I am today.
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Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: You d**k!
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Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.
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