Greg: On your tombstone it will say always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: How about Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker?

John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
Greg: You must be very satisfied with yourself.
John McClane: I have my moments.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: It's a basement!
The Warlock: Who is this man?

Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
John McClane: I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!

Matt Farrell: [re: large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it. I did it!

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Matt Farrell: You okay?
John McClane: I'll let you know in a minute.

Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: There's five of them now!

What is this guy, a hamster?

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

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