The Joker Quotes

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go, could you?
 • Rating: Unrated

The Joker: See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
 • Rating: Unrated

The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Joker: Call me when you want to start taking things a little more seriously.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Joker: People will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Joker: Are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
The Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him?
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Joker: Oh, you do Brian, you *really* do!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

The Joker: Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0