Favorite The Hangover Movies Quotes
Stu: I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
Alan: Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.
Sid Garner: Don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him.
Doug Billings: Understood.
Sid Garner: Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him.
I wish monkeys could skype.Alan
"I have a demon in me."Stu
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.Stu
Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!
Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.Alan
Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything
Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?Alan Garner
You wanna fuck on me?Mr. Chow
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.