Favorite The Hangover Movies Quotes
Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!
I wish monkeys could skype.Alan
"I have a demon in me."Stu
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.Stu
Its funny because he's fat!Mr. Chow
I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.Alan
Phil: "Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation"
Stu: "Where are we"
Phil: "You're gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok."
[Stu checks mirror and screams]
"This is a real tattoo!"
Stu: "Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn't do anything
Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.
You wanna fuck on me?Mr. Chow
Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?Alan Garner
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches