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Toll Road: They say you killed more people than the plague. Why were you in prison?
Doc: Tax evasion
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Bonaparte: They found a lump on my lung, looks pretty dark... doctor says I don't have much time left.
Barney Ross: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that... So, what have you been doing?
Bonaparte: Working as much as I can, trying to make enough money so that I'll have something to leave to my kids... you know, so that they remember they had some kind of a father in their lives.
Barney Ross: I understand...
Bonaparte: [beat] I'm just fine, I'm not really dying.
Barney Ross: Geez, don't ever do that again!
Bonaparte: I just wanted to make sure you're still human...
- Permalink: I just wanted to make sure you're still human...
Lee Christmas: [Lee and Doc throw knives at a dartboard, both hitting the bullseye] Not bad...
Doc: [Doc's knife falls off] Oooooh... Best two out of three?
- Permalink: Oooooh... Best two out of three?
Lee Christmas: So you like knives, huh?
Surgeon: I'm the knife before Christmas.
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[shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill! Goddammit!Galgo
- Permalink: I need a job! All I know what to do is kill! Goddammit!
Nothing lasts forever. We're part of the past. If we keep this up, the only way this ends for any of us is in a hole in the ground, and no one will give a shit.Barney Ross
- Permalink: Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang...
- Permalink: Men.
Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn!
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]
- Permalink: Happy hunting!
Barney Ross: Great to have you back.
Doc: No better place to be.
- Permalink: No better place to be.
We were close once, we started this whole Expendables thing together but... we had a falling out.Stonebanks