John Bender: What's that? Claire Standish: Sushi. John Bender: Sushi? Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed. John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that? Claire Standish: Can I eat? John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.
John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you. Brian Johnson: Is that for real?