If I'm being completely honest, he does have these amazing balls that I just love to play with. They're firmer and fuzzier. [looks around] Tennis balls! He's my tennis partner!

Tracy

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If I'm being completely honest, he does have these amazing balls that I just love to play with. They're firmer and fuzzier. [looks around] Tennis balls! He's my tennis partner!

Tracy

Clint: So, one of my students tried to another one's face off. How's your day going? I'm really sorry about this morning.
Lucy: What happened?
Clint: When I called your boyfriend a dick. I didn't know you guys were dating, and now I feel really awkward.
Lucy: No, in your classroom. What happened?
Clint: Oh. This girl just went apeshit on this kid. She was biting him. I just sent him to the nurse.
Lucy: Did you send her to the principal's office?
Clint: Are you kidding? I wanted to give her a high five. That kid was a dick.