Check out these American Pie quotes and it becomes clear this raunchy comedy gets it right.

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Chuck Sherman

I believe "shaved" is the expression.

Nadia

Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?

Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen shit break lately?
Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

Steve Stifler

Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.

Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!

Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!

Garage Band Member

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Michelle

Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

Jim's Dad

We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

Jim's Dad

Kevin: He's pullin' out the porn.
Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait 'til she leaves.

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American Pie is about a group of teenagers who want to lose their virginity before they leave for college.

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American Pie Quotes

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

Kevin
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