American Pie Quotes
I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Chuck Sherman
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I believe "shaved" is the expression.
Nadia
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Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?
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Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen shit break lately?
Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
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You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
Steve Stifler
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Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
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Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
- Permalink: Holy s**t. HOLY SHIT! Holy s**t! Holy s**t!
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Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!
Garage Band Member
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Michelle
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