Animal House Quotes
I hate those guys.
Dean Vernon Wormer
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Otter: Ah, she broke our date.
Boon: Washing her hair?
Otter: Dead mother.
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Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!
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Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of shit.
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Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.
Dean Vernon Wormer
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You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
Marion Wormer
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Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter, Boon: Like Fred.
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Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
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TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Bluto
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