The president's shitting bricks so high he can build the pyramids himself.

Jack O'Donnell

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Tony Mendez: You really know Warren Beatty?
Lester Siegel: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.

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This is the best bad plan we have... by far, sir.

Jack O'Donnell

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Can I come in?

Tony Mendez

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We're gonna need a script.

Lester Siegel

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This is the best bad plan we have, sir.

Tony Mendez

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Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
Tony Mendez: A great American what?
Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.

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Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.

Jack O'Donnell

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Tony Mendez: We are responsible for these people.
Jack O'Donnell: What we are is required to follow orders.

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