Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

Ash

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash

Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash

You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Ash

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash
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Army of Darkness Quotes

Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash
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