Back to the Future Part II Quotes

Doc: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
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Marty McFly: Nice shot Doc! You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
Doc: I don't believe it!
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Biff Tannen: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
Marty McFly: My father?
Biff Tannen: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them!
Lorraine Baines: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children!
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Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer: I'm young!
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Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.
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Marty McFly: [Reading newspaper in 2015] "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penitentiary." In two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
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Doc: Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
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Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: No, I know; you did send me back to the future. But I'm back ... I'm back from the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott! [faints]
Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc!
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Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's screen door on a submarine, you dork.
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Lorraine Baines: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't marry you if you had a million dollars.
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