Best in Show Quotes
Check out these Best in Show quotes and see why it is one of the great modern comedies.
What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?Meg Swan
And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.Buck
I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!Meg Swan
This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.Meg Swan
No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.Meg Swan
Stefan Vanderhoof: [talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog] They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?
We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.Christy Cummings
Buck Laughlin: Am I nuts? Something's wrong with his feet.
Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.
Buck Laughlin: He's got two left feet.
I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"Buck Laughlin
Christy Cummings: It's interesting, we have kind of a family dynamic going on here which pretty much mirrors what I grew up with, I'm the mommy slash daddy, the taskmaster, the disciplinarian.
Sherri Ann Cabot: Mr. Punishment over here.
Christy Cummings: But I also reward and Sherri Ann is responsible for the unconditional love.
Sherri Ann Cabot: And the decorative ability.
Christy Cummings: The heart and the soul which was what my mom did, that was her role, she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family, you know... until my mom committed suicide in '81.
I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.Buck Laughlin
Gerry Fleck: She had dozens of boyfriends
Cookie Fleck: Hundreds
Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that.