Blades of Glory Quotes

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hector: I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.
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Chazz: How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?
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Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
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Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
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Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
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Jimmy: Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0