Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

Chazz

My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.

Chazz

I am never satisfied... it is a curse!

Chazz

You put the bone in Zamboni.

Chazz

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!

Chazz

Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Chazz

Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.

Katie Van Waldenberg

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

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