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Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.

Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Lillian

There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.

Rita

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson

We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.

Brynn

Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er!

Annie

Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]

I am ready to parrrtyyy.

Annie

You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.

Lillian

[shouting] We all got the flu. Such a coincidence.

Annie

Annie: You are going along with your life and you look around and you notice like Ohh. I am in my 30's, I am 40,000 dollar in debt. I live with a weirdo.
Lillian: You have a super creepy roommate.

[As Annie's teeth is blackened by what she is eating, looking like she is missing teeth]
Annie: I don't need dental work.
Lillian: You are right.
Annie: There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
Lillian: You are so beautiful. Will you marry me?
Annie: Yessss

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Bridesmaids Quotes

Woman on plane: I had a dream last night. That we went down.
Annie: Oh God.
Woman on plane: You were in it.
Annie: What?

[As Annie's teeth is blackened by what she is eating, looking like she is missing teeth]
Annie: I don't need dental work.
Lillian: You are right.
Annie: There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
Lillian: You are so beautiful. Will you marry me?
Annie: Yessss

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