Bridesmaids

Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.

Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Lillian

There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.

Rita

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson

We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.

Brynn

Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er!

Annie

Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]

I am ready to parrrtyyy.

Annie

You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.

Lillian
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