Lillian: You remember my cousin Rita. Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.
Rita: I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom.
Rita: [after pause] Sometimes the floor.

Lillian: This is Becca, from work.
Becca: Is that your husband? [pointing to a man standing behind Lillian]
Annie: Oh no, I don't know him. I'm single.
Becca: I was just so distraught when I was single.
Annie: I'm fine being - by myself. [Becca makes a distressed face]

Annie: You read my diary.
Annie's roommate: At first I did not know it was your diary... I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Woman on plane: I had a dream last night. That we went down.
Annie: Oh God.
Woman on plane: You were in it.
Annie: What?

Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan.
Megan: You must be Annie's fella?
Annie: I'm not - he's not - I'm not with him.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

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Bridesmaids Quotes

You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.

Lillian

Woman on plane: I had a dream last night. That we went down.
Annie: Oh God.
Woman on plane: You were in it.
Annie: What?

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