I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.

Brüno

A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.

Brüno

We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!

Brüno

You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!

Brüno

Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

Ich bin Bruno!

Brüno

Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
Brüno: Not yet.

I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.

Brüno

The baby is a man magnet.

Brüno

How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

Brüno
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A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.

Brüno

Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

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