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Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.

Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972.

Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Dr. Julia Hoffman

Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.

Roger Collins

[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Barnabas Collins

If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!

Angelique Bouchard

Burn, baby, burn!

Angelique Bouchard

I shall restore the family business to its former glory.

Barnabas Collins

My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home... until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.

Barnabas Collins
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Dark Shadows stars Johnny Depp in an update of the classic 1960s soap opera about a vampire and his family. Watch Dark Shadows online and check out the latest from Depp and Tim Burton.

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Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

I shall restore the family business to its former glory.

Barnabas Collins

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