Dark Shadows Quotes
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Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!Barnabas Collins
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972.
Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.Dr. Julia Hoffman
Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.Roger Collins
[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.Barnabas Collins
If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!Angelique Bouchard
Burn, baby, burn!Angelique Bouchard
I shall restore the family business to its former glory.Barnabas Collins
My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home... until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.Barnabas Collins