Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.

Claire Foster

You put *your* junk in reverse!

Phil Foster

If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!

Claire Foster

I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.

Phil Foster

...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?

Phil Foster

He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!

Phil Foster

Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil snickers]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!

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Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil snickers]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!

He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!

Phil Foster

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