Check out these Dazed and Confused quotes and see why it is one of our favorite movies ever.

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

Carl Burnett

I love them redheads!

Wooderson

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Mike

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Ms. Ginny Stroud

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Darla

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater
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Dazed and Confused Quotes

All right, all right, all right.

Wooderson

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater
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