Despicable Me
Despicable Me Quotes
[Explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...
Gru
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Curse you, tiny toilet!
Vector
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Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.
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Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
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Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
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Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!
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Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...
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I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
Gru
[sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet bowl]
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We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON!
Gru
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