Die Hard Quotes

Harry Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John McClane: [recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Theo: [over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John McClane: Geronimo, Motherf**ker!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John McClane: Happy trails, Hans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John McClane: Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the f**k?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Businessman: You don't like flying, do you?
John McClane: What gives you that idea?
Businessman: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
John McClane: Fists with your toes?
 • Rating: Unrated